What am i.

On the darkest bushwick night, i will be your best friend and darling accomplice.
I have 1.5 million mind-dead pawns sliding around on tiled slick surfaces.
I was born in california, during the 194os.
Yes, disgusting, but my parents are two brothers Dick and Mac.
What am i.
My tentacles stretch and wrap them self's like a noose, around the neck of an astonishing 119 soul-less countries world wide.
I have 31,ooo fingers.
I am single handedly responsible and coining of the term, ''rapid american globalization''.
I once had a pet named ''speedee''.
I am the worlds leading purchaser of bovine and poultry.
I love to attend public topical debates that include the themes of ''obesity'', ''consumer responsibility'' and ''corporate ethics''.
Unholy legions of 47 million zombies beg for me every day.
My Florissant tube lighting, will burn a bright red and yellow 23 hours a day against the red bricks cracked pavements and junkies of the 5 boroughs...
You will feast your sick eyes upon me 246 times from alphabet city - hells kitchen and inwood - the battery,
...you all hate to love me.

what am i.